THE FACT ABOUT FML THAT NO ONE IS SUGGESTING

Today, I set skittles up my vagina, being adorable for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I'd flavor superior. As he was having me out, he pushed a single skittle up to date and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up within the ER for four hours, with laughing nurses. FML.his two daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron addicts on metha